I'll take 'with' makeup for $500 Alex

Here's Katherine Heigl with and without the benefit of makeup, lighting and apparantly hundreds of photoshop people.

Best...Self-Piledriver...Ever.

Toby Keith (The Asshole American)

That is all.

Ok, not quite all. :)

Here's Toby rockin' out a big G chord
with a capo, apparently brought to you by Ford

Toby Keith is another one of these country singer dickheads with no personality of his own, so his people tried to give him a street tough image. So lame. Toby basically makes lots of loot writing drinking jingles for the right wing redneck crowd. He could write a song called I'm a Big American Asshole, and his fans would not only buy it with pride, but somehow think it was a way of supporting the troops.

Here's Toby sporting a mullet before his marketing people
gave him that fake tough guy Skynyrd reject image

I like the song As Good As I Once Was, I must say. Even though the title is a direct rip off of the famous Ronnie Hawkins saying. The biggest reason I dislike Toby Keith is because of his hypocrisy as a recording artist. He wrote a song about the Dixie Chicks when they were in all that hot water over that comment they made about George Bush. At his concerts, Toby used to have a big banner that showed the Dixie Chicks with Saddam Hussein and shit like that. For all the 'America the Free' horseshit he claims to be so proud of, he really yellow bellied out when a fellow artist spoke her mind.

For this, Toby is not a real artist and he can eat shit and die, courtesy of the red, white and yours truly.