This girl is as pretty as can be and that's why she was in the Miss Teen USA pageant. Below is a video of her answer as to why 1/5 Americans can't find the United States on a map. I know she's just a teenager and may have been nervous, but if you can figure what the fuck she's saying, you deserve a cookie. Enjoy!
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
America the beautiful (and stupid)
* Warning: Watching this video may actually hurt your brain.
This girl is as pretty as can be and that's why she was in the Miss Teen USA pageant. Below is a video of her answer as to why 1/5 Americans can't find the United States on a map. I know she's just a teenager and may have been nervous, but if you can figure what the fuck she's saying, you deserve a cookie. Enjoy!
This girl is as pretty as can be and that's why she was in the Miss Teen USA pageant. Below is a video of her answer as to why 1/5 Americans can't find the United States on a map. I know she's just a teenager and may have been nervous, but if you can figure what the fuck she's saying, you deserve a cookie. Enjoy!
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Superbad is super bad
I saw the movie Superbad last night with my friend Bicky. I should have known better than to brave this little show, especially when the rest of the audience looked like they were 12 and were carrying skateboards.
The first 5 minutes were kinda funny because I wasn't expecting such low brow, puberty age humour. But 87 boner jokes and 10 minutes into the movie my initial surprise turned to sheer boredom. If there ever was a movie that should come with a mute button. Superbad's painfully unfunniness completely dwarfs it's occassional funniness.
In fairness I did get a good laugh a few times, mostly at the subtle humour of Cern's character and the cops were for the most part amusing. But boy did Superbad ever make me pay dearly for those laughs. In retrospect, it wasn't worth it. I'm just glad that Bicky had free tickets.
I read the critic reviews and the critics all love it, assuring me that they must be on a payroll somewhere. And so I am bestowing upon Superbad the very first zero out of 5 stars I've ever handed out. That in itself is impressive.
The first 5 minutes were kinda funny because I wasn't expecting such low brow, puberty age humour. But 87 boner jokes and 10 minutes into the movie my initial surprise turned to sheer boredom. If there ever was a movie that should come with a mute button. Superbad's painfully unfunniness completely dwarfs it's occassional funniness.
In fairness I did get a good laugh a few times, mostly at the subtle humour of Cern's character and the cops were for the most part amusing. But boy did Superbad ever make me pay dearly for those laughs. In retrospect, it wasn't worth it. I'm just glad that Bicky had free tickets.
I read the critic reviews and the critics all love it, assuring me that they must be on a payroll somewhere. And so I am bestowing upon Superbad the very first zero out of 5 stars I've ever handed out. That in itself is impressive.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
The Return
Wow, it's been so long since I posted on my blog. When I logged back in this morning the landlord was beginning to put up some 'Condemned' signs and there were squatters and heroin addicts living in it.
I've whisked them all away (except the heroin people, it must be hard to find a place to relax when you're all strung out on the mighty horse).
Just wanted to announce that the Greatest Band In The Universe project is about halfway done. So far we have three songs completely finished, two more in the vocal recording stage, and two more that need lyrics and a melody. More about this project later as even I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with it yet.
Peace out. Next time I'll share with you how to find your life's purpose in about 10 minutes, as well as scare up some funny pictures for your viewing pleasure.
I've whisked them all away (except the heroin people, it must be hard to find a place to relax when you're all strung out on the mighty horse).
Just wanted to announce that the Greatest Band In The Universe project is about halfway done. So far we have three songs completely finished, two more in the vocal recording stage, and two more that need lyrics and a melody. More about this project later as even I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with it yet.
Peace out. Next time I'll share with you how to find your life's purpose in about 10 minutes, as well as scare up some funny pictures for your viewing pleasure.
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